I was watching the Burlesque performance Christina Aguilera did on Dancing With The Stars, and well, X-tina was lookin' kinda fat. This performance was eerily familiar to the awkward, chubby stumbling around that Britney Spears did for her "come back":
Anyways... Then I was e-stalking X-tina to fuel my pity for her shameful, chubby existence. I came across some articles about what an a-hole she is, apparently, she's very rude to photographers, other musicians and celebrities, yadda, yadda, yadda. I was then reminded of that interview she did where someone in the background coughed, and she demanded that he be shot... Since I am now very annoyed with Miss Aguilera, I've decided to post some unflattering pictures of her today. That's what you get for being mean, X-tina.
