I'm pretty sure this jackass is bald, his hair looks like a wig I once owned, and I have a sneaking suspicion that that bandanna's sole purpose is for hiding forehead wrinkles and a receding hairline...
WTF, dude. You just look like a douche.
Why do you think it's okay to wear a bandanna with a suit?
Ummm, NO
Wow, your wig's lookin' awesome, dude.
Seriously? You're on your deathbed, and still wearing the bandanna....
You're a sick man, Bret Michaels...
